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Fun Things To Do In The Elevator

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• Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.


• Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.


• Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"


• Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.


• Sell Girl Scout cookies


• On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


• Shave.


• Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"


• Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.


• Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.


• When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.


• Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"


• Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.


• One word: Flatulence!


• On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.


• Do Tai Chi exercises.


• Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"


• When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, motion sickness!"


• Give religious tracts to each passenger.


• Meow occasionally.


• Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.


• Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.


• Sing "Mary Had a Little Lamb" while continually pushing buttons.


• Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.


• Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.


• Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce"You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.


• Burp, and then say "mmmm....tasty!"


• Leave a box between the doors.


• Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.


• Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.


• Start a sing-along.


• When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?


• Play the harmonica.


• Shadow box.


• Say "Ding!" at each floor.


• Lean against the button panel.


• Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.


• Listen to the elevator with a stethoscope.


• Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."


• Bring a chair along.


• Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"


• Blow spit bubbles.


• Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.


• Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


• Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.


• Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.


• Wear "X-ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.


• Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."


• If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"

Quotes....

The obscure we see eventually. The completely obvious,
it seems, takes longer. -Edward R. Murrow

A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
-Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are not prisoners of fate, but only prisoners of their own minds.
-FDR

Learn to write your hurts in the sand & to carve your blessings in stone.
-Anonymous

Politics is war without bloodshed. -Mao Tse-tung

Too much agreement kills a chat. -Eldrigde Cleaver

Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects. -Will Rogers

Impossible is a word to be found in the dictionary of fools.
-Napolean Bonaparte

Fall seven times, stand up eight. -Japanese Proverb

Don't think there are no crocodiles because the water is calm.
-Malayian Proverb

The purpose of life is a life of purpose. -Robert Bryne

All life is an experiment. -Ralph Emerson

Happiness is a choice that requires effort at times. -Anonymous

Es tan corto el amor, Y tan largo el olvido.
(Love is so short, & forgetting is so long.) -Pablo Neruda

I can't take a well-tanned person seriously. -Cleveland Amory

Swallow your pride, you will not die, it's not poison. -Bob Dylan

Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master, At which the
audience never fail to laugh? -Aristophanes

I think of myself as an intelligent, sensitive human being with
the soul of a clown which always forces me to blow it at the most
important moments. -Jim Morrison

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers? -Unknown

Welcome to the Church of Holy Cabbage. Lettuce pray. -Unknown

Life expectancy would grow by leaps & bounds if green vegetables
smelled as good as bacon. Doug Larson

Fatigue is the best pillow. -Ben Franklin

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps. -Unknown

There is no feeling, except the extremes of fear & grief, that does not
find relief in music. -George Eliot

A musician must make music, an artist must paint, a poet must write
if he is to be ultimately at peace with himself.

In music the passions enjoy themselves. -Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Music is the art which is most nigh to tears & memory. -Oscar Wilde

You are the music while the music lasts. -T.S. Eliot

Music is what feelings sound like. -Unknown

Play the music, not the instrument. -Unknown

The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
-Bob Marley

It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished
work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced.
-Abraham Lincoln

There is no great genius without some touch of madness. -Seneca

Time, the devourer of all things. -Ovid

A cold needs the cook as much as the doctor. -Scottish Proverb

A child may have too much of his mother's blessing.
-Scottish Proverb

What may be done at any time will be done at no time.
-Scottish Proverb

Better be ill spoken of by one before all than by all before one.
-Scottish Proverb

( Insert Twilight Zone Music Here ).....

I was going to post this much earlier, but I had to go to work. So anyway, this is the 2nd time in a row that I have gotten up around 4:30 when I have to work the morning shift, which starts at 8:00. Why my body has to wake up that early, I don't have a clue. I have to go to Destin on Monday for training with CVS. But I'm working at the one in Chipley!!!! Sometimes I really don't understand why things are the way they are. I asked Raymond how it went and he told me that they pretty much just watched some videos and signed/filled-out some paperwork. Yeah 5 hours of thrillage. By the way, I have to be there at 9 a.m. and go until 2. On a lighter more happier note, Ashley & Daniel's Engagement Party went quite well. It was filled with ornaments, mexican food, and frosting. Oh! And tomorrow I get to play at a church that the music is a little to high for me right now. First of all, I haven't really played/practiced on my trumpet like I should, so I'm not were i was back when I was in the Chipola Jazz Band. And Secondly, I am always put on 1st part. Like this go around for instance. The notes get to be crazily high and the rhythms are a little ridiculous. I'm not having fun with it at all. But I still have to play tomorrow. So me whinning isn't really doing me any good. Oh well..... Until next time.

Just An Update....

So I'm done with my class at Chipola. I am still in the Troy Dothan Community Band. Our last Christmas Concert is tomorrow night at 7 p.m. in the Food Court at the Dothan Mall. I'm going to an awesome class called Zumba. Matthew is going to be back in Florida on the 18th! He'll be here about 2 weeks, which is really cool! I am now employeed at CVS!!! I work as a cashier. It has been pretty good so far. Other than that, things have been ok. Well.......until next time.




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